teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

5 year old: 🎼 Bob the builder can he fix it?!

Edgy 5 year old:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

Gonna fuck around and renew my spirit

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

or when they write me a check for $100,000